Interviewer: Louis, is it true you insured your bum?
Louis: Very funny story..
Louis: But why my bum?
Louis: I'm not gonna lose it...
Louis: Why insure it?
Liam: He's not gonna break it...
Louis: But why?
Zayn: Incase you lose weight?
Louis: if you sit on a pin&it deflates?
Liam: If someone gets a better bum than you?
Louis: You wake up one day and you no longer have a bum...?
